Chicken Joe

This was a piece that got rejected on theTheFirstLine.com. They give you the first line and you write the rest. The first line was, “As she trudged down the alley, Cenessa saw a small_________.” This is what I came up with:

Chicken Joe

As she trudged down the alley, Cenessa saw a small fire. It was being fed with broken pallet boards by a group of vagrants who were snapping the old wood and tossing it into a rusty oil drum. They were all huddled together sharing a cigarette and a nearly empty, plastic bottle of vodka. Even through the soft glow of the fire, Cenessa could see their pockmarked faces and gin blossomed noses from years of hard living and neglect.

    She continued to walk toward the group, and as her high heels popped and scrapped on the concrete one by one, the group turned from the warm, dim fire and toward her; their bodies visible, but their faces vanishing in the darkness. Their laughter and loud conversations, reduced to whispers of concern as she got closer to them.

Cenessa joined their circle and took out a pack of Virginia Slims. She looked around the group of dirty, confused faces, smiled and asked, "Does anyone have a light?"

The men all stared at each other, and after a few moments, the man next to Cenessa took a lighter out of his pocket and gave it to her. She lit her cigarette and without looking, handed it back to the man. They all stood in uncomfortable and confused silence as the wood popped and burned in the middle of their circle.

"Listen, lady," the man across from Cenessa said authoritatively, "we ain't doin' nothin' illegal."    

"Actually, yes you are," Cenessa replied as smoke billowed out of her mouth. "But, that's not why I'm here." She dug through her Coach purse and pulled out a photograph. As she unfolded it, the men looked cautiously at one another. "Have any of you seen this man?"

The group squinted through the darkness and saw a man in his mid-thirties with dark, shaggy hair and an unkempt beard. They all shook their heads.

Censsa rolled her eyes in frustration. She was tired of doing this speech, and it showed through her flat, unemotional tone. "Listen," she said, exhausted already, "I'm not a cop. This is my brother. He's been missing for a few months now."

"Even if you ain't a cop, lady, we don't trust outsiders. Especially outsiders who dress and talk like you."

"That's fair," Cenessa said, as she took her phone out of her pocket, "I guess what I could do is immediately call the police about a group of homeless people drinking, and starting a fire in an alley. I wouldn't worry about it too much though, I'm sure you all have clean records so it'll probably just be a slap on the wrist." She took another drag of her cigarette and smiled at them.

The tension increased and worried, angry expressions could be seen through the dying light. After a few moments, the man next to her coyly said, "I mighta seen him 'fore." His face was bumpy and acne ridden, and he wore an eyepatch that only partially covered up a deep scar that ran down his cheek.

"What do you want?" Cenessa asked.

The man gave her a puzzled look.

"I have cigarettes, and bottles of whiskey, gin, and vodka. I also have cash."

    "I'll take the vodka and a pack."

"Marlboro? Camel? Newports?"

    "Camel, please."

    She reached back into her purse and took out a pint of Smirnoff and a pack of Camel Lights. The man smiled at her as he took his newly acquired booze and smokes and shoved them into his jacket pocket.

    "I've seen your brother."

    "What's his name then?"

    "I don't know his real name. He's goin' by Chicken Joe."

    "Chicken Joe?" She asked in disbelief. "You can keep the goodies if you want, just don't lie to me."

    "I'm not, lyin'! Cockfightin' has gotten big 'round here. They had a bust a few years back, and most folks aren't interested in raisin' and fightin' roosters no more. The ones who do, make out pretty good."

    "Where's he live?"

    "Sorry, don't know that."

"How do you know him then?"

    "There's not a lot of work for people like us. We drink too much, we live on the streets, and we don't got good clothes to wear. Chicken Joe hires us for odd jobs. Some of it can be demeanin'. Cleanin' blood off the floor after fights, butcherin' the dead roosters to sell for cheap meat, things like that."

    "Yeah, that sounds like my brother," Cenessa said, tossing her cigarette into the fire. "Is there a place he frequents? Bars? Restaurants? Places for cockfighting?"

    "Cockfightin' locations change regularly. You don't want the cops figurin’ out your spot. Sometimes it's in an abandoned apartment building. Other times, you might be on someone's farm. Concernin’ restaurants, he eats at places they won't let us into. Nice places with deep leather seats and big steaks, so I don't know about that neither. Bars are going to be your best bet. Chicken Joe can drink."

    "I know."

    "I'd head to Liquor Lyle's. Your brother has an affinity for Jameson, which I'm sure you also know, and it's always on special there. If I had to guess, that's where he'd be."

    "Thanks for your help," Cenessa said, and she took a crisp twenty out of her purse and gave it to the man. He took it and smiled at her. "Good luck," he said gently with a nod as he took the vodka back out of his pocket and cracked it open. “I’m Blinky, by the way.”

    Cenessa didn’t respond. She walked away and as she did she looked Liquor Lyle's up on her phone. It was close enough to walk to, but she ordered an Uber anyways. She made her way to the main street, and once she was comfortably out of earshot from the drunken homeless men she made a call, just like she promised she would. She had to call back three times before she got an answer.

"Hello?" The groggy voice on the other end said.

"Father, I know it's late, but I-"

"You find him?"

"Not yet. I have a good lead."

"Some bar again?" He asked, his voice full of disappointment.

"Yes."

"Hmm."

A short silence hung on the line, and Cenessa could see her Uber making its way down the empty streets.

"If he's there I'll call you right after."

"Good," he said, and he hung up.


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    When she got to the bar, she had to admit it seemed like the place her brother would enjoy. It was an old, decrepit building with crumbling brick and no windows, and the red neon sign that hung above it was the only light on the lifeless street around her. She handed her ID to the bouncer. He glanced at it and gave her a puzzled look.

    "This ID is from New York City," he said, disturbed by it.

    "I know."

    "Is it a fake?"

    "No."

    "Ok then," he said with a scowl and handed it back as he motioned her inside.

    The bar was small and nearly empty. The walls were covered in old discolored wood paneling and dusty mirrors. In the corner, with his back facing her, was a man with a bottle of Jameson at his table. He was filling up his tumbler when she approached and even through the climax of a Lynyrd Skynyrd guitar solo he could hear the soft clicks of her heels.

    "Hey, Cenny," he said, not turning around.

    "Hello, Chicken Joe," she mocked. "How'd you know it was me?"

    "Nobody in this town wears heels." He quickly downed his whiskey, grimaced, and refilled it. "How'd you find me?"

    "Same way I always do."

    "Bribing the homeless again? Man, these small towns talk don't they?"

    "So, you're into cockfighting now?" Cenessa said trying to change the subject as she sat down in the booth.

    "I don't care too much for it. I usually don't even watch or bet on it. I enjoy raising the roosters and getting them ready for the fights though. There's a peace that comes from working with my hands.” He looked around the empty bar, “The city ain’t too bad. I think I’ve found a new home.”

    "Well, I've certainly heard that before," she said, taking out her Virginia Slims.

    "I'm not going back with you," he said as she lit her cigarette.

    “I’ve heard that before too,” she laughed. "Still, that's not why I'm here. I want to know though, what’s it this time? You found a vocation in cockfighting? You meet a good girl? Easy money?"

    "I fit in here." He took another healthy gulp of the whiskey, and he coughed to try and get the burning alcohol out of his throat.

    "No, you don't, Everett, and you never will."

    "Agree to disagree," he slurred.

    "Father has a proposition for you," she said taking papers out of her purse and putting them onto the table.

    "I ain't gonna read it. Just explain it to me."

    "You might want to read this one."

    "You're my sister, just gimme the skinny." He finally looked up from his drink, and he had dark bags under his eyes that were accentuated by the dim bar lighting. He took out a pouch of tobacco from his pocket and started rolling a cigarette without looking at it.

    "Father wants you out," she said, coldly.

    "I'm already out of the state."

    "You know what I mean."

    "No, I really don't."

    "You're a liability, Everett. You-"

    "When you're here, you have to call me Chicken Joe or CJ, you can't call me Everett."

    "Fine, CJ. He wants you out of the picture. He's offering you $400,000 to just go away."    

    "I think my birthright to the company is worth closer to $15,000,000," he said while lighting his cigarette.

    "He doesn't care, CJ. This is the only deal you're going to get. He's writing you out of the will. He can't have a son vanishing for months, sometimes years at a time and showing up in some tabloids embarrassing the family. Do you know how much we spend on private detectives to hunt you down? Do you know how often we have to bribe cops and homeless people, and other criminals just to figure out where you are and to make sure you don't get a criminal record? He thinks he has done enough for you."

    “What do you think?"

    "I think you should take the deal. Take the money, stop doing things that are illegal, and do something else, anything else. I mean look at this," she motioned to the empty bar around her, "is this really how you want to be remembered? Some guy who squandered his inheritance so he could fight chickens?"

    "They're roosters."

    "Nobody gives a shit, CJ."

    "I give a shit."

    A hushed stillness washed over them as the jukebox started a new song. As it clicked and clattered the brother and sister stopped talking for a minute, and uncomfortably took drags of their cigarettes until a sad singer with an acoustic guitar filled the bar.

    “I’ll make a deal with you,” Everett said, as a smile crept up his face.    

    “What?” Cenessa asked. She had seen that smile before. It was the mischievous smile of Everett plotting a way out.

    “I’ll sign this deal. But I need the money tomorrow.”

    “It will be wired to your account in less than a week. We have to-”

    “No. Tomorrow. Cash. Or, I’m not signing.”

    “Fine.”

    Everett flipped to the back of the contract and signed. He then grabbed his cocktail napkin and wrote an address along with a phone number on it.

    “Here’s my new number. Tell me an hour in advance if you are going to be delayed. Meet me at the address tomorrow by six.”

    “In the morning?”    

    “Hell no," he laughed, and he got up to leave. "Wanda," he yelled at the white-haired woman behind the bar, "tonight is on her," he said motioning toward Cenessa.

"Is that necessary?" She asked.

“You're the one snaking me out of $14,600,000 you tell me.”


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By early afternoon, Cenessa had procured the $400,000 in cash just as Everett had asked. After the meeting she had called her father and explained the situation, and that night he had emptied his house safe and called in favors, and loans, to put everything he had on a private jet. Still, it wasn't enough, and Cenessa had to go from town to town and bank to bank withdrawing tens of thousands in cash.

"I know this isn't optimal," her father's gruff, tired voice said through the phone the night before when she left Liquor Lyle's, "but once we're done with this, we're done with him. No more hunting him down. No more detectives. No more wild goose chases through cities and rural towns. You just give him the money and leave. No more questions."

Her small rental car's trunk was filled with four black duffle bags, and each was crammed with whatever bills they could get their hands on. Her father hired two bodyguards to go with her until Everett received the money at the drop point, and one drove in front of Cenessa and the other followed her. It was a cold, rainy day and the drive was boring. So boring in fact, that it became apparent that she didn't need the bodyguards because the streets were completely abandoned.

As she drove, and the water splashed onto the windshield, she reminisced to younger, more carefree days with Everett. He was the only one to ever call her Cenny and it was a name she wouldn't let her boyfriends or other family use. She remembered the time he was ten and they were vacationing in the country. Everett made a peanut butter sandwich and went down to the train tracks which were a few miles away from their cabin. He hopped into a boxcar heading south because he had read about it in one of his adventure books, and the Sheriff the next county over had to call Mother and Father so he could get picked up. Or the time she had broken Mother's vase and he took the blame for it because that was the behavior the family expected out of him. He said he had been dribbling a basketball in the house and had knocked it over. Really, she had smashed it on purpose because they were sending him to a boarding school in the Pacific Northwest.

She remembered the bad times too. She would never forget the time she pulled him out of the gutter in Greensville or the time he was arrested for indecent exposure because he was so high that he didn't know where he was. The day his face was on the front page of the newspapers and tabloids was burnt deep into her memory. "HEIR TO REAL ESTATE MOGUL ELOPES WITH HOOTERS WAITRESS." That was the only one she ever kept. She hid it underneath her bed, and she would secretively pull it out and laugh from time to time. She didn’t get the one a few weeks later claiming it was his fourth divorce, but everyone talked about it.

Buying him out was her Father's idea, but it wasn't one she fought. She was tired of picking up the pieces in her brother’s thoughtless wake. She was sick of the rehabs, and the hours in courtrooms, and interrogating and bribing the homeless to find out the smallest bit of information. She was done with all of it. No matter the good her brother gave her the bad just engulfed it. It killed it all.

Just as the rain was dying down Cenessa arrived between two warehouses on the outskirts of town, right where her brother told her to meet. The bodyguards got out and surveyed the alley they were in. Potholes nearly encircled her car, and the entire block seemed abandoned. Far in the distance, she could see the golden sun setting, and it reflected off the windows and puddles from the early afternoon's rain, and the glare was coming from everywhere. She took out her phone to call Everett, but he was already rounding a corner, that mischievous smile painted onto his face.

"You get it?" He asked as he got close.

"It's in the trunk."

He whistled, and a group of men came from around the corner he had just appeared from. The bodyguards reached into their jacket pockets slowly and cautiously, but the group didn't seem threatening and just went straight to the car that Everett motioned them towards.

"Pop the trunk," Everett demanded.

"Everett, I-"

"It's my money. Pop the trunk."

She took the keys out of her purse, shaking while she did so, and with a metallic release the trunk came open. The men took the black duffle bags and went back the way they came, splashing in muddy puddles as they casually carried everything Everett owned.

Everett watched them round the corner, and once they had gone, he turned back to his sister, "Thanks, Cenny. You can leave now."

"You need to sign this saying you got your money," she said, as she took some paperwork out from her purse. "Where are those-"

"Thanks, Cenny," he repeated, and quickly signed the papers and ran behind the men.

Cenessa stood in the alley and strained her ears, and she heard her brother and the other men running down the wet pavement, joking and laughing in the dead streets.

"Ma'm I think it-" one of the bodyguards started.

"Shhh," she curtly replied, "just go."

"I don't think-"

"Well, we don't pay you to do that."

She could still hear them splashing and talking. They walked too long for them to be going into the warehouse she was parked in front of. She dashed to the corner the men had disappeared from and peaked around it. She could still see them all about a block and a half away in the dying metropolis as they sloshed down the empty allies. Once they turned right, she sprinted after them, wanting to continue to tail her brother, but her high heels and the slick pavement made her roll her ankles. It happened twice and the second injury was painful enough for her to stop, remove her shoes, and jog barefoot. She could feel her joints swelling as they slapped unprotected on the hard ground, and often loose rocks would get jammed into her feet, but she kept pushing through the pain.

She didn't see anybody else in that block and a half. Not a car, or a drunk wandering the streets, or a businessman, or a hobo, so she figured the pack of men should be easy to track. Once she got to where the group turned though, they had all vanished. Instead, she saw a group of vagabonds standing around and sharing a bottle of cheap alcohol. She looked around her again, ensuring it was the right alley. She was positive the group had gone under the fire escape, moved past the dumpster, and had turned right before the warehouse with the exposed bricks painted white. She looked at the homeless men again and confidently made her way to them once she saw a man with a deep scar running down his cheek.

"Hello, Blinky," Cenessa said calmly to one of the men.

The man paused for a second, and then the look of recognition came over his face, and it softened. "I see ya found Chicken Joe."

"Yes, it seems I have."

He motioned to a rusted metal door that nearly blended into the brick around it. Cenessa went over to it and grabbed the lever, and as she pushed the door squeaked and squealed its way open. Immediately a hot burst of air and the sweet, metallic smell of blood rushed toward her. Inside was a bustling mass of people all intermingling. Rich and poor, black and white, hicks and slicks, all talking, drinking, laughing, and fighting. The open room was a swirling chaotic mess with so much movement and angry screaming that Cenessa considered leaving and forgetting her brother and his troubles.  

She looked over to the corner of the room and saw Everett, quietly laughing and nervously smoking with a group of well-dressed men. She made her way over to him and stood in front of him, hands on her hips until he noticed her.

"Cenny?" He said in disbelief, "What are you doing here?"

"Chicken Joe, where's all your money?"

The group of men around Everett laughed at him.

"It's not mine anymore."

"How did you spend it so fast?"

"I didn't. I put it all on my rooster, Mussolini."

"Are you insane?"

"It's a sure-fire bet. Trust me," he said, winking at her.

"How much can you win?"

"It pays seven to one. I'll make out with almost three million if-"

"My God, Everett. No wonder Father doesn't want you involved in the family business. This is reckless."

The group around Everett shot him an uneasy look. They were worried because they had never heard that he had a father who owned a family business, let alone his real name before.

"My name is Chicken Joe now," he shouted at her, "and if you can't handle that, then leave. You already paid me to get out of the family, why do you care what happens? You could have talked Father out of it, I know you could have, but you didn't. You’ve made your choices, and I’ve made mine."

A tall, white man approached the group, and said, "It's time, CJ."

"Fine," Cenessa yelled, "good luck with whatever this is. Just remember you wasted your legacy and all your potential."

"If I win, your opinion will mean nothing because I'll have more than you ever had. I’m betting on myself, Cenny. I refuse to just wait until Father dies to cash in. If I lose, your opinion will still mean nothing because you sold your own brother out."

He kept shouting even as Cenessa walked away and the crowd noise engulfed him. She made her way toward the rusted metallic exit, limping the whole way. As she did, everyone began to migrate toward the center of the warehouse, and nervous and excited chatter filled the empty space.

When Cenessa got outside, she lit a cigarette and looked at the homeless men still sitting and keeping watch. She reached into her purse and pulled out a few bottles of alcohol and cigarettes she would use to bribe vagrants and handed them out to the group. They were confused, but took the gifts anyways. Wasting no time they began smoking and drinking. Cenessa started to make her way back, and was about ten yards away when the silence in the alley was broken.

"Hey," Blinky yelled after her, "you find Chicken Joe?"

"I guess,” she said without looking back and kept walking.

Once she was less than a block away from her car, the allies filled with the long, manic shrieks of loss and victory. Then it died down again, and silence rushed through the buildings and streets. Curiosity almost got the best of Cenessa, and she was about to turn back just so she could see her brother's face and know how the fight went.

Then she heard it. Slick tires were sticking and bumping to the wet, pothole laced roads. Through the alley she saw a group of five police cars speeding past her, and two went down under the fire escape, past the dumpster, and turned right before the warehouse with the exposed bricks painted white. Out of instinct, she took out her phone to call Everett to tell him to run. She wanted to tell him that the cops were coming and that he had to leave now, with or without the money. She would offer to pay him back whatever he lost or won just to get out. She wanted to save her brother like he saved her from Mother’s wrath when she broke her precious vase. She wanted to help him.

But she put the phone back into her purse and got into her car. Her ankles pulsated and burned as she thought about Everett. She felt happy. She knew why she did, but she didn’t.



El Árbol

El Árbol was a favorite around town, but usually only at night when the exhausting heat let up, and people could leave their homes. That was when the soft, colorless glow of the neon sign would guide locals there like a lighthouse navigating ships to safer waters. But for now, the beach was nearly empty and so was El Árbol. The white sand’s glare was blinding and only added to the oppressive, muggy heat that bore down on the man and woman who were there together. They sat at the patio bar across from one another at a wobbly table. The man had tried to correct it using an old matchbook he found in his pocket, but it hardly helped. The thin umbrella barely shielded them from the relentless sun.

“It’s hot,” the woman said.

    “I know,” the man replied.

    “How did you live here so long?”

    He heard her but ignored her.

    “I’m serious, how?” She insisted.

    “You drink,” he replied.

    The waitress brought two cold beers to the table and placed them on thin white napkins. Their condensation sweat through the glass like the two of them perspired through their faces and shirts until their damp clothes were uncomfortable on their skin.

    “I don’t like beer,” she said.

    “You don’t have to,” he said, drinking his. “It just helps with the heat.”

    “Is this why you drink so much at home?”

    He ignored her and tried to forget about her.

There was a lot the man tried to forget. For most of his life, he had. But, whenever he came home, he remembered. Because the heat won't let you forget.

"How long did you live here?" The woman asked, blotting her face with the soaked through napkin on the table. Avoiding her beer.

"Most my life."

"Is this why you moved?"

"It's some of the reason, yes."

She asked something else, but the man couldn't hear her. The cold beer on that hot summer's day brought back countless forgotten memories. Suppressed, repressed, regressed, whatever it was, he was never good with words.

"Where else did you want to move to?" The woman asked.

"I always wanted to live out on the Bayou," he said.

She cocked her head to the side, almost furious he would say such a thing.

"I wanted to live deep out into the swamp. I wanted to sit on my porch at dusk and watch the sun go down through the thick, grey Cyprus trees, while the sky turned purple, and pink, and gold. Then after the sun went down, I could watch the fireflies dance on the shallow, green waters. I could buy one of those mosquito nets and watch it all while I smoked cigarettes and drank cheap corn liquor."

"That's stupid," the woman said.

"Maybe," the man said, cooly.

"Why would you move from one hot place to another?"

"Because that's what I wanted to do."

"But you don't like the heat."

"No, you don't like the heat."

"You complain about it. I've heard you complain about it."

"Ok," the man said, as he drank more of his beer.

He remembered other nights. Nights as hot as it was right now. Nights, where all you could do was drink. The small, stale bars filled with people and their sour smells of drunkenness and sweat and desperation. Everyone trying to forget something.

Sweat rolled down the man's face. The heat reminded him of better days too. When he was young and brave, and life meant something worth living. Before divorce and cocktails soured him just like the people in those cramped bars. When the grass would make him itch from rolling down hills, and the time he broke his nose boxing other drunk teenagers in his friend's backyard, reckless and wanting to vomit from the heat and cheap liquor.

"Regardless," the woman interrupted, "I think this will be my last trip here."

"That's fine. I can always come back on my own."

"I suppose you can."

The man remembered how hard it was to breathe after the rain soaked into the asphalt on a day a hot as today. How the rain usually washed heat away, but not here. Here it got hotter.

"Are you even listening?" The woman asked.

The man finished his beer. Hers sat untouched at the other end of the table. Flat and warm.

"I'm sorry, I got distracted."

"By what?" The woman said glancing around, motioning to the empty metal seats around her. "We're the only people here."

"I just remembered something."

"I'll be in the hotel room," she said getting up to leave.

The man ordered another beer.

He thought back to the swamps and the Cyprus trees. If they could have deep, thick roots in a hot place, then so could he. Maybe if the heat made him remember, then it wasn't such a bad thing.


Joe’s

Four old men sat outside. They were smoking USA Golds and trying to remember something, they just couldn't remember what it was. Their hands trembled and the smoke off their cigarettes danced with it as their empty eyes tried to grasp what they were just talking about. These are the old timers, and they spend their days at Joe Hand Boxing Gym, combing through recruits and offering advice when they could. All of them oddly looked the same. All fighters do. Their noses are flattened and the concussions of blunt force trauma of decades mushed their brains into pudding. We know now that there are long-term effects of being hit repetitively in the head, in the 1970's nobody thought about it.

I walked past the group, their smoke made my stomach turn, and it followed me into the small gym. I picked up a bloody bandage and threw it into the trashcan next to the unmanned front desk. Nobody was ever there.

By 9:00 most of the young bucks had gone home, except the wildlings, and the place was quieter. No kids jawing off or ripping the other's headgear off to get in some meaningful hits. Just the regular, brutal wet pops of contact on a sweaty face and gym sounds. The speed bag was always my favorite. The rhythm lulled me into an almost hypnotic state. DIG-duggdugg- Dig-duggdugg- Dig-dugdug- dig-duhduh- dig-duhduh-diguhduh-duguhduh-diguhduh, and so on and so on for hours and hours.

What I liked about Joe's was it felt like a gym my Dad used to work out at. They never installed air conditioning. They had a fan, but it only blew hotter air around in the place. Joe's had surpassed the smell of just sweat. The average person might run a few miles and think they know what it smells like, but it's not even close. I smelled something like it once at the end of a marathon. It's sweat mixed with desperation and blood. Real pain. Try cutting twenty pounds of water weight, and you'll see what odors come out of you. It reminds me of that coppery taste of blood mixed with dirty underwear. It wasn't pleasant, but it kept out the faint of heart.

I walked toward the heavy bag and started wailing. I always liked the first few minutes when I would hit the bag. I did it like a young man just letting it all out. My hands untaped and raw to build up callous, and I could feel the duct tape holding the bag together stick to me, and it added a small, almost inaudible, "pop," you could hardly make out through my exhaling, the percussive BOOM of the bag, and the rattling chains that held it up. It almost sounded like when you take off a piece of scotch tape from a hard surface. Almost like it was tearing at the seams with each hit, struggling to stay sewn together.

Exposed brick lined the walls, and the only break from it was old boxing flyers of the old men who were outside smoking when they meant something. There were also signed pictures of guys who I knew but more that I didn't. The walls would almost absorb the sound, like no matter what you did or said, it took it right out of that hot, stale air.

A bell rang in the corner and two kids, maybe sixteen, started sparring. One of them was mouthier than the other. Now, between the dull, dying sounds of the gym, through the smell, through the guy skipping rope, and me hitting the bag, it all blended together. DIG-duggclank-Dig-Fuckyoudugg-Dig-siksiksik-pop-duhPOPOP-dig-yomotha-uggSHIT-ripsicclanksicsic-diPOPdu-ding. All while fresh cigarette smoke wafted in. We loved Joe's.


Clergyman

  I had never felt anything like it before. It felt like rocks were sitting deep in my stomach and every step I took, jostled and moved them around. They were making me nauseous. It was guilt. I was ten.

   I got home from school that day, and I went up to my room. My stuffed lobster, Pitchy, was on the bed and I hugged him. I hoped that would make me feel better, but it didn't. I wanted to get the rocks out if my belly, so I sadly whispered my secret into Pinchy's ear, or at least where I thought his ear was. It helped a little, but not very much.

   That night at dinner I sat at the table not wanting to eat anything. After a few minutes, Mom asked, "What's wrong? You love meatloaf."

   "I just don't feel good," I lied. It was because my stomach was full of rocks.

   "Even if you don't feel well, you still need to eat."

   I didn't respond.

   "You know," Dad started, "if you don't eat dinner, you can't stay up tonight and watch Are You Afraid of the Dark with your brother and sister."

   "That's ok," I said.

   I didn't eat, and as a punishment my parents made me sit at the table alone with a full plate. I sat there, angry and sad, but mostly confused. I cried, and I felt hot, salty tears roll down my cheeks and saw them splash into my mashed potatoes and gravy. I sat at the table for two hours, well past my brother and sister watching TV. At 9:00 my parents realized I wasn't just being stubborn with my uneaten food, something else was wrong. They both told me to go to bed, so I went upstairs to my room. I was still sobbing, still upset, but I didn't tell anyone what was wrong.

   "Just get some sleep," Mom said soothingly when she came to tuck me in. She looked sad too. "Whatever is bothering you, you will feel better in the morning."

   I woke up the next morning, and I didn't feel better. I went downstairs and poured a bowl of Fruit Loops and sat at the kitchen table. I stared at the cereal, still not hungry. Mom was drinking her coffee and reading the newspaper.

   "Mom," I said, holding back tears, "what do you do if you did something bad?" I asked.

   "You tell the truth," she replied, not looking up from her newspaper.

   "Even if you will get in trouble?" I asked.

   "Even if you will get in trouble," she said smiling.

   "Ok," I said.

   "Why? Is something wrong?"

   "I just don't want to get into trouble."

   "You might," she said, "but telling the truth will make you feel better."

   I ate my cereal and looked out the window, trying to figure out what to say next. Mom didn't ask any more questions. She just read the newspaper and drank her stinky, black coffee as my Fruit Loops got soggier and soggier.

   When I got to school, I stood outside Ms. DuBois' classroom. I didn't think she liked me very much, but I still thought she was a nice teacher. I went into her room, and she was sitting at her front table, talking with Ms. Burns, a mean teacher.

   "Troy?" She said surprised, "You aren't supposed to come in here until 8:00."

   "I know," I said.

   It didn't feel like rocks in my stomach anymore. It felt like bees. My skin felt hot and cold. I was scared, but I didn't want to feel guilty anymore.

   "I just," I started to cry again, but I didn't know why, "I have to tell you something."

   Both Ms. DuBois and Ms. Burns were staring at me, confused. I was usually a happy child, and I played well with the other boys and girls in my class. I wasn't disruptive, but she did say I asked too many questions sometimes. Also, I wasn't good at reading. Maybe that is why she didn't like me.

   "On yesterday's spelling test, I cheated." I just blurted it out. Even though I was scared, I felt better.

   The teachers looked at each other.

   "Ok," Ms. DuBois said calmly, slowly turning back towards me, "thank you for being honest."

   We stood there for a minute. I thought she was going to call Mom. I thought I was going to the principal's office. I thought I was going to get kicked out of school and be the homeless train person from the book Mom would read to me before bed.

   "How many words did you copy?" She asked.

   "One," I said.

   "What word?" Ms. Burns asked.

   "Clergyman."

   "That was a hard one," Ms. DuBois replied smiling. She waited a few more seconds and finally said, "Go outside and have fun with your friends."

   "Am I in trouble?" I asked.

   "I think you have already put yourself through enough, Troy." She said.

   I wiped my snot and tears onto my sleeve, and I quickly went outside. I thought she was going to change her mind, and I would get kicked out of school, but she didn't. After that, she acted differently toward me. I think she liked me more.

   Every night, I would sit in bed and over and over again, I would spell to Pinchy, "C-L-E-R-G-Y-M-A-N." Even when I didn't sleep with Pinchy anymore, I would still fall asleep spelling that word out loud. When I got brave enough to fall asleep in silence, I still wouldn't cheat out of fear of feeling the rocks in my stomach again.


    


The Hill

It was new to me again. Exercise, dating, weight loss, I had to relearn it all. The day Lindsay and I signed the papers to officially divorce I didn't feel anything anymore. That depression and anger just left after months and months of arduous uphill negotiations and compromises. Our kids were old enough to where it didn't matter, and it overall was an amicable process, or as amicable as it can be. Financially, we didn't have a lot to argue about. It was a clean break, and it was time to start fresh. A few weeks back, I heard through the grapevine Lindsay was going to go to India to revitalize herself. One of my drinking buddies, Carl, said it was like that movie Eat Pray Love, or something like that.  Later that night, as I laid in my bed in my small, empty apartment, I asked myself a question I had been avoiding for a few decades. One I didn't need to even consider since high school. Now, what do I do? Lindsay and I had been dating since we were thirteen, and I knocked her up Junior Prom. I worked as a used car salesman at my Dad's dealership. I had never even left the country except for a handful of times when Lindsay and I went to Tijuana for, "authentic," tacos.

    When I told my brother, he was excited about the divorce. "Dude, I always hated her," he said gleefully. "You need to lose some weight now."

    "I haven't been to a gym in years," I said.

   "Yeah, we all know," he said, laughing through the phone.

    I was too embarrassed to go to the gym with a bunch of young, built men, and I needed to lose weight to meet girls. I had never been much of a cardio guy. Running long distances put a pit in my stomach and made me sick. If I kept pushing, I would get migraines. I figured I would start running shorter distances. I decided on a hill by my house because my football coach used to make us run them every practice. "It increases speed, endurance, and helps you cut weight," he used to yell and spit at us over, and over, and over again. He, himself, was shockingly obese.

    It was a beast of a hill. A half a mile long, at about a 10% grade. It never let up either. Halfway to the top, it seemed like it might, but once you got past that hope, you realized it was steeper than it was before. The hill was always in my peripheral. I knew it existed because I had to drive up it every day to get home. I never noticed it because it was just an obstacle my car had to make daily so I could get back to a marriage that was crumbling apart, slowly.

    The weeks after Lindsay left, and her jewelry, and clothes, and yearbooks were out of the house, and a, "SOLD," sign hung in our front yard, I started noticing it more and more. I felt my car struggle to climb the hill, and I remembered Coach yelling through our facemasks to work harder. I ignored it day after day. Then finally, one afternoon, I got home and changed into my running gear. I'm not sure what changed, but I couldn't sit at home anymore, drinking and watching Netflix until I passed out. If I wanted to, I could do that after running, but for now, I needed to beat something.

    I walked out of my house and down the road toward the hill. Right at the peak looking over the ravine, an AMPM, stationary and unmoving, sits like it has already conquered it. Even though it hadn't, I still envied it. I saw a man in a suit on his cell phone, yelling while he was putting gas in his white, topless Mercedes. Right next to him a church van filled with young teens were all yelling inside while the pastor desperately looked for a place to hide, just for a few minutes, to steal a cigarette without judgment.

    I walked past them all. I descended the hill while cars zipped by next to me just yards away. I could smell the exhaust, and the fumes crept into my lungs and made me want to cough. Down and down, deeper and deeper, further and further. I passed an elderly man who apparently didn't expect such an obstacle and probably thought all the restaurants in my neighborhood were walking distance from his hotel.  I also passed a homeless bicyclist who was walking his ten-speed up the un-bikable sidewalk, his shirt soaked in sweat, clinging to his body. They both gave me concerned and confused looks as I continued onward, headphones in, sunglasses on, and beer belly peeking out of the bottom of my blue exercise shirt.

    When I got to the base of the hill I stretched. It looked like I was just getting ready to the people driving by, but I was stalling. I was scared. Now, it didn't matter if I didn't want to exercise, because one way or another, I had to climb the hill. Even if I ran out of steam halfway, I would have to stop, rest, and then walk the top, humiliated. If I got dehydrated, it wouldn't matter, and the best case scenario would be me passing out and twenty minutes later being able to finish the rest. Or I would have to be picked up by an ambulance. If they didn't show, when I woke up, I would still have to get back to the AMPM that was now out of sight.

    Before I started, I thought about why I was doing this. I remembered my first and only date since Lindsay left. It was a girl I had met on Tinder at the behest of my brother. Amber was her name, and she seemed like a nice woman. She was tall and blonde, and she had just recently been divorced too. Amber met her husband in high school, and just like me, she was trying to move on. I never got a call back though, and I knew why. I was drinking while we were out on our date, and I had drunk over four margaritas in the span of an hour and a half. That compiled with the fact that I was too old to metabolize that kind of caloric intake made me repulsive to her.

    I looked down at my hands and saw the wedding ban tan line, and I started running right when Redbone's Come and Get Your Love started blasting through my headphones.

   The first few strides I felt powerful, and I had an urge to push myself at that pace the whole way up the hill. I wasn't conditioned though, and after fifteen or twenty seconds it didn't feel good anymore. My months of smoking cigarettes and late nights, alone drinking in my apartment, left me with the harsh realization that I wasn't a high school lineman anymore. Panic overwhelmed me. I could feel the cold sweats of regret seeping through my PBR sweatband. I tried to think of something else to distract myself from the urge to quit.

    I remembered coming home one Thanksgiving a few years after Lindsay and I were married and asking my parents, "Why did you name me Walter?" They were both teachers. Dad taught English at a community college and Mom taught a GED class at night. I always thought they had named me after Walt Whitman, or Walt Disney. Some creative minded artist who expressed himself through conventional ways, unconventionally.

    My parents shot each other a concerned glance, and Dad said, "Mom and I had a deal. If it were a girl, she got to name you, if you were a boy, I got to. So, you came out a boy, obviously, and I named you after the 1975 first round draft pick for The Bears, Walter Payton."

    Lindsay laughed, but I just sat there, stunned. "Are you joking?" I asked.

    My Dad shook his head.

    "Your father never wanted to tell you because he's embarrassed about it now. This was before we had started working in the educational field."

    "Dad," I said, still in disbelief, "I haven't even seen you watch football."

    "I haven't in years," he replied.

    Lindsay still laughed while I sat there, not sure what to do with the information.

    I wasn't far. A quarter way up, if even that, and already, that memory hadn't been enough. My phone buzzed in my armband, letting me know I got an email or a text but I ignored it. I pushed up the hill and started to wheeze through my nicotine-stained lungs.

    I thought back to when I was a kid. I couldn't have been older than ten, and I was playing in our local recreational league soccer tournament. Our team was the bottom seed, and we played the number one team in the city. Our defense couldn't stop them, and I was the goalie. They cut through us effortlessly and scored within the first five minutes of play. By the time they reached me, there was nobody on my team in sight, and they would quickly score a goal every time. This happened until, by halftime, I had taken myself out of the match. It was twelve to zero, and my own teammates were blaming me because I was the final line of defense. I remembered crying as I walked off the field, the other kids still playing, scoring a goal while parents ululations echoed in the background. That whole way home, Dad gave me a lecture about never giving up and how I needed to be better than that. That I needed to give it my all, even if it was pointless. That quitting was unacceptable.  

I thought about this moment and discerned then that it was acceptable to quit. Not literally this second, as I was only halfway up the hill if that, but sometimes it is the best thing you can do as a person. Cutting your losses, knowing when to fold, those are the signs of a mature and capable adult. Plowing through, pushing toward a goal that not only was meaningless but fruitless just because you said you would is as pointless and empty as achieving it.

I passed the elderly man. He was sitting more than halfway up and was enjoying a cigarette, staring at me through the smoke that plumed out of his mouth. He didn't have an expression, he just stared at me. He was observing me like a child would an elephant at a zoo.

I thought back to when I was twenty-one. Lindsay and I were living with a roommate, and we lost power because we forgot to pay the electric bill. "Come on," I still can hear him say through my foggy hangover, "the Patriots are playing, and I want to see them beat the Bills." I left only because Lindsay was yelling at the electric company so loud on the phone that it was beating my headache into deep crevasses of my brain.

We wandered a mile through the rain to a local sports bar. He promised he would buy me a few beers for making the treck. I sat at a table, shaking off the wet, cool rain that had soaked through my jeans and t-shirt. I finished and was rolling a cigarette. As I looked up, I saw the Bills being mercilessly pummeled in the winter snow, 56 to 6. I lit my smoke as I watched a team get blown out in a pointless game with no playoff implications in miserable conditions. Even though they looked exhausted and burnt out and questioning their profession, I still wanted to be them. I wanted to be in the NFL until I blew out my ACL senior year of high school after my first son was born. All hope of my D1 school scholarships vanished because of a cheap shot from some other guy, who probably doesn't even remember it.

I was nearing the top now. I passed the homeless man with his bike in the shade of a tree, and he was staring at me, panting, covered in sweat. I thought back to what Coach would yell as we were nearing the top, but still needed to go just that last, tiny bit further. "Push!" He used to scream and he would whistle so hard his face would turn red and veins would pop out of his forehead. "Dig deep! It's there. I promise it is. Dig, dig, dig, dig!" With the top in sight, I put my head down and sprinted. I doubt I was moving fast, but I was pushing everything I had left into my legs. "Dig deep," I was saying over and over again to myself.

And then I looked up, and I was there. On top, looking down into the ravine. I took in the victory. I saw the In-N-Out I was eating at too much and the mall Lindsay always made me go to. I could see the liquor store that was cheaper, but too far for me to go regularly.

I was tired. I was out of breath and dizzy. I collapsed onto the grass next to the sidewalk, exhausted, wheezing as I tried to compose myself. Through the deep breaths, I gagged and spit bile onto the dirt patch next to me. I was too exhausted to feel shame as the cars went by and the passengers laughed, and the drivers honked, mocking me. I took my phone out of my arm sleeve and noticed Amber had texted me during the run. I didn't read it though.

I got up, my legs weak and turned around. I started to make my way back toward the bottom of the hill. The AMPM sat there just strong as it was 15 minutes ago. I still envied it.